At Smart Blonde, we provide all of the gear you need to make a statement. Be it signs, license plates, keychains, dog tags, and of course, novelty license plate frames, among other items. Which you choose is ultimately up to you, of course — we just make them.
Surrounded by Awesomeness
Custom license plate frames are the perfect way to surround your license plates, silly or otherwise. But you have to get ones that speak to you. Here are your options:
Background Patterns
Maybe you don’t need a message or any wording on your personalized license plate frames. That’s fine, as you can get frames with any of the following patterns instead:
- Cow Print
- Flowers
- Leopard Print
- Reptile Skin
- Flames
- Grass
- Baseball Threads
- Butterflies
- Musical Notes
These are a few examples — just a glimpse of our patterns. They’re an ideal way to bring color and excitement to a legally mandated metal rectangle with letters and numbers.
Maybe you like playing wise and getting literal. A vanity plate that reads, “GATOR,” for instance, absolutely needs a gator-skin frame. It’s the principle of the thing!
Dog Breeds
If you’ve got a pup or multiple doggy pals that you positively love, and you want the world to know it (and them), we’re here to help! Our dog-breed-personalized license plate frames have “I ❤ MY” along the top, with the dog breed on the bottom. Choose from any of the following breeds:
- Boston Terrier
- Corgi
- Labradoodle
- Basset Hound
- Jack Russell Terrier
- Pug
- Doberman
- Greyhound
- Pekingese
Don’t worry; there are plenty more to choose from. It’s just that the full list would take up the entire page.
If you want your plate to be plural, such as “Pugs” or “Greyhounds,” just contact us, and we’ll work with you. If you have a frame with your dog's breed and get another, just add an “S” to your current frame!
Flags (Other than America)
Don’t worry, Americans, we’ll have you covered! For our Canadian and British friends in particular, you can get your flags represented with Smart Blonde’s novelty license plate frames.
I’d Rather Be...
We understand you'd rather be doing something more exciting than your current task. With our funny license plate frames, you can express it without saying a word!
Let your frame do the talking. And let people know you’d rather be doing any of these activities (or one of more than a dozen others) instead:
- Fishing
- Skating
- Farming
- Camping
- Quilting
- Reading
“But what if,” we can hear you asking, “I’d rather be in a different location, not just doing something else?” No worries, because we also have “I’d rather be in…” custom license plate frames! You can even get one for each of the 50 states!
Marijuana
Maybe you work at a dispensary, helped make its use legal, or just really like the color green, no matter what it represents. No matter your background, we have two different personalized license plate frames just for you. One just shows the leaves on a black background, and the other one reads, “Rolling Hard.”
Police/Fire
Being a cop or a firefighter is a dangerous job. So you can show your support or represent yourself with one of Smart Blonde’s personalized license plate frames. Choose from any of the following slogans:
- Blue Lives Matter
- Police Family
- We Back the Blue
- Firefighter Family
- Sheriff Family
The Police and Fire frames showcase an American flag in black and silver. The stripe color, either blue or red, depends on the department.
Political
If you want to show who you voted for (and perhaps who you wish other people voted for), these are the frames you’ve been looking for! Just make extra sure you order the right one, and if you don’t, definitely return it before mounting it. Otherwise, that’s going to be super awkward to explain.
Religious
We put John 3:17 on white custom license plate frames, complete with golden crosses in the upper corners. You don’t have to be a preacher to own one, of course; any Gospel-loving follower will enjoy having it on their car.
Solid Color
Perhaps you just want a frame in your favorite color. No other frills, no other meaning, no messages: just a color. Here you go!
States
Picture a frame like this: Starting on the left, it’s an American flag, and as you move to the right, it becomes a state flag. For those who might not be familiar with what a particular state flag looks like, the state is written along the bottom.
If that sounds like it’s right up your alley, Smart Blonde’s got you covered! We craft license plate frames featuring the American flag transitioning to other flags. Examples include “Don’t Tread On Me,” and “I ❤” over your particular state.
USA/Patriotic
You can choose between a classic red, white, and blue flag and something more slick, like a black and silver American flag. You could even go for a blend of both! We won’t tell you what to do with your car!
Frame Sizes
While our signs come in a huge variety of sizes, our frames are meant for standard USA license plates. They are molded to wrap around your license plate. this gives a nice sturdy hold and they’re made out of the same aluminum metal as our license plates. They measure 6.5” x 12.5”.
Frame Features
Each frame has holes pre-drilled for easy mounting. Each frame is individually shrink-wrapped for safe transport. These frames are ideal if you want to create custom patterns or designs yourself.
- Screen-printing
- Vinyl decaling
- Monogramming
- Digital printing
- Engraving
Any method that can add an image or pattern to the frame works. There's ample room for cool customization!
Wholesale
We don’t only sell these awesome frames to the public but to stores as well. So if you’re a retailer and you want to have stacks of cool custom license plate frames on your shelves, then look no further!
For orders over $150, enjoy wholesale pricing. Larger orders come with additional discounts.
On top of that, Smart Blonde provides free shipping for all continental US orders over $600 (after discounts).
Why Smart Blonde?
Smart Blonde is the smart decision, that’s why! We make all our products in the USA out of high-quality materials that are designed to last. You’ll be able to feel the quality once you get our custom license plate frames into your hands. Our customer service is responsive, courteous, and actually works to fix any problem you may have.
Your order, even if it’s customized, will ship out within 24 to 48 hours. And we’ll put a rush on orders with tight deadlines, such as special events or holidays. In other words, our goal is to make sure you get what you want and are happy when you get it!
Contact Smart Blonde
Smart Blonde looks forward to doing business with you! Whether you order one frame for yourself or as a gift or order stacks for your store shelves, we’ll treat you all the same.
Have questions or need custom options? Contact us for more information about our products. We love serving our clients, and you’re no exception.
